Where can I get career training to be a wet nurse?

I'm thinking about a career change and I think wet nurse is just what I've always wanted without even knowing it.
When I'm Obama topless women will be encouraged at all occasions. None of this breast feeding in the bathroom. I mean really, who wants to eat in a bathroom?
Mabel B... NO DICE!

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